Urology Jokes
QUOTES:
"The master has failed more times than the beginner has tried"
"He who wait for roasty duck to fly into mouth must wait long time"
JOKES:
Babies are like pages from the ED: They wake you up every 2 hours and don't know what they want.
Vasectomy counseling: " Your shutting down the factory and opening up the amusement park "
What do you call two orthopods looking at an EKG?.......A double blind study bahahahahaha
How do you hide $5 from an orthopedic surgeon?........Put it in a book
How do you hide $5 from a psychiatrist?.....tape it to a coding patient, they run in the opposite direction
How do you hide $5 from a plastic surgeon?.....You can't
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What do you call a penis on a tator-tot? A: A dictator!
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