"The master has failed more times than the beginner has tried"
"He who wait for roasty duck to fly into mouth must wait long time"
Babies are like pages from the ED: They wake you up every 2 hours and don't know what they want.
Vasectomy counseling: " Your shutting down the factory and opening up the amusement park "
What's the difference between an anesthesiologist and urologist?....One plays with someone else's cock during surgery
What do you call two orthopods looking at an EKG?.......A double blind study bahahahahaha
How do you hide $5 from an orthopedic surgeon?........Put it in a book
How do you hide $5 from a psychiatrist?.....tape it to a coding patient, they run in the opposite direction
How do you hide $5 from a plastic surgeon?.....You can't
What do you call a cheap vasectomy?....A rip off hahahaha
If you are reading this to get jokes for a presentation urine trouble
An urologist looks at your penis with disgust, touches it with revulsion, and charges you as if he had sucked it.
What do you call a penis on a tator-tot? A: A dictator!
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